AISubs v3.7
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Hello, I'm Tetsuya of Tokai Yomeya.
The title of today's video is...
As men have seen,
it is possible to do super-simple cosmetic surgery x 3
However, before you watch it,
there is something I have to tell you.
I decided to verify a rumor I heard on the internet.
That rumor is...
If you keep wearing eye patches for two weeks,
your eyelids will permanently become double eyelids.
I started to verify it.
Today, I bought this.
Eye patch...
The habit of wearing eye patches when you wake up in the morning...
Three days after I started that,
I realized something.
Why do so many women wear eye patches every day in this world?
It's because they don't become double eyelids.
Even if you wear it for two weeks or more, it doesn't become double eyelids.
I realized that I'm doing a verification that tramples on the efforts of women who work hard every morning.
On the one hand, I realized that I'm a really stupid being.
Eye patch is such a waste...
Because of that, I started another verification.
It's a verification of how big human eyelids can become.
In front of the mirror, I put on as many eye patches as I could.
And as a result of the verification,
human eyelids became...
eight.
After verification, I realized something.
This video...
is not funny!
I realized I wasn't funny, but I couldn't upload the video.
So I started another verification.
That is...
How many eyelids do I need to use...
to fix this problem?
I...
put eyelids...
on my own ass.
And...
when I finished putting on the fourth one...
I realized something.
That is...
This verification...
won't end!
I realized that.
If you think about it...
with those small eyelids...
I couldn't...
peel off...
all of my...
skin.
I realized that right away.
I didn't know what I was doing at the time.
I wanted to make a funny video...
so I put my camera...
on my own ass...
and put...
eyelids...
on my own ass...
and it was funny.
As a result...
I had...
three verification videos.
All of the money I bought...
and all of the time...
was wasted.
I should have made...
more funny videos...
at this time.
When I think about it...
I feel...
pathetic...
and frustrated...
and...
I couldn't stand up...
so I stood up...
and ran...
out of the house.
I ran.
I even ran...
aimlessly...
as much as I could...
and ran.
I wonder...
how much time has passed...
since I ran...
through this familiar city...
all night long.
When I realized it, the city was already engulfed in the sun's light.
I was on an unfamiliar riverbank.
Where is this place?
It's a place I've never been before.
Let's go a little further in.
It's strange.
This place is somehow very comfortable.
The river's flow, the car's flow, the birds' singing, people throwing stones...
My parents... yes, yes, even the cameraman...
Everything accepted me.
I felt like I found my own place.
I realized it.
I didn't find my own place.
I decided my own place.
I reached here on my own two feet.
I decided it all by myself.
I want to stay here for a little longer.
For a little longer.
This is where I belong.
When I feel better...
Let's go home.
It's warm in my house.
I've been running around all night long.
When I came here, I finally realized it.
No matter where I go...
There's no end...
To this video.
Oh, I made a mistake.